Water Vs. Wine

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli bacteria found in feces).
In
other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that

risk when drinking wine(or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because
alcohol
has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


WATER = Poop

WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be
full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing
it as a public service.