Curtains

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the
salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a
hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks
what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what
room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her
computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need
curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"


~M~

If I could live my life over again

I would live my life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case!

~M~

Ok today just a joke for all this was sent to me by a friend and i wanted to sahre it with everyone.


"California funny"

California 156 years ago!
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California?
It became a state.
The State had no electricity.
The State had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gun fights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today except
the women had real boobs and men didn't hold hands.

~M~

HI all i know i said i would write everyday but darn it its so busy here the weather has been very shitty also just sucks if you ask me! and to top it all of my son is sick today so i wont have much time on the computer because i do have to keep him company which i don't mind doing as of right now he is playing his game for a bit so gives me some time on the computer!.

Looks like it might snow today kind of dark and dull out i really hate days like this but now we are finally getting the cold and winter i mean 2 weekends ago we had a 65 degree day i was like wow this is so cool in the middle of January but now we are getting the very very cold days and everyone is getting sick, this year i took the flu shot and i really haven’t been sick since thank god but how many other people are getting sick way to many.

Well i think that’s about it for now all enjoy your day i might post more later if i have time lol till then!
~M~

Hey all its it is 12:19 am and guess what After a long ass day yesterday having my tooth pulled out now I can’t sleep lol yep can’t sleep what is one to do lmao but to stay on the computer and play lol tomorrow well heck today is going to be a long day lol will write more later today hehehe. See ya ~M~

Ok so i am so pissed off is not even funny anymore let me tell you how my day went lol...

Ok my day starts i wake up at 6 am get my son ready for school then try to get my husband up it was like shit get up get ready so finally he does then we have a coffee walk my son down the driveway for his bus then we come back to the house finish getting ready to go in to town for my dentist appointment which sucks because now i know i have to get 2 teeth pulled so now i feel like crying so now we get there and they take x-ray of my mouth and then after that they tell me they can't give me the happy gas which sucks because i am so afraid of the dentist its not even funny.

So now i say i need one tooth out because it hurt so much last night it just has to come out so the lady said to me i will do my best and i will walk you through it i say ok off we went it hurt a little bit but I survived yup I did

Ok so now on our way home my face feels so big from the nova cane I hope that its spelled right lol…. I am tired and starving as I haven’t had anything to eat which really sucks and I know when I get home I have to do my stalls yep which I was hoping my husband to help me with them but guess what he said well I help you do them after I get home from work and I said to him that probably be 10 pm you idiot I have no help from him what’s so ever so sometimes I feel like if I drop of the face of the earth I might have some rest anyways so I get home but my barn clothes on and yep went and did it wile he had lunch I was so pissed off and so mad at him anyways sorry all just need it to vent a bit now it is 3 pm and I still haven’t had anything to eat yep and not even drink because after the teeth is out it’s a weird taste sucks oh well almost time to go let the horses in and lay down on the couch watch my son play his Play Station 2 yep that's pretty much it all I will try to write tomorrow take care see ya!
~M~

So new day I feel better today woohoooo been trying to upload my new blog temple but some wear down those lines I screwed up so I said screw it hehehe and I left the pc went to feed my horses and clean their stalls lol...

So now I am back in and updating my diary lol hope everyone’s week is going better then mine because mine really sucks had a long week and weekend seemed even longer , well that's it for today I wil try to upload more tomorrow.
~M~

Well hi all its the new year yep and its going very slow for me kind of sucks oh well i know i havent wrote anything in wile just tonight feeling sad I guess just having a wird night and need to blow off some stem. I can't sleep i am in pain because i lst a filling in my toothsucks i think i might take a pain killer like the doctor told me and hit the hay lol i will write more tomorrow. SEE YA
~M~