Oh Oh another day goes by sorry I didn't post anything yesterday I really did have a long day and at night I was so tired well I just took a nice long hpt shower and went to bed!

What's new not much I have lots of things to do today got to do a dump run then hoping to ride my horse since I haven't in awhile anyways better run for now get my shit done I should be back on after to post more i hope. This is funny a friend sent this read it .

NH Barbie Dolls

This is Hilarious!!! Dead on... I'm surprised there's no
Pittsfield Barbie. (Just interchange with Franklin..)

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for
the New Hampshire Market:

Bedford Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at exclusive Bedford stores. She comes
with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired
foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or
without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in
conjunction with "augmented" version.

Concord Barbie
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan
and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time
occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold
separately.

Manchester Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis
knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit. This model
is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash.
Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't
know what you are
talking about.

Amherst Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer
h3. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club
membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private
School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Laconia Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a
six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit
over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she's drunk. Purchuse
her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker
absolutelyfree.

Loon Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski
outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the lodge.
Optional Percocet prescription available.

Claremont Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
Beer-Gutted Ken out of Newport Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low
rise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see through halter top.
Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.

Peterborough Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white
socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need
a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Montpelier Barbies and the optional
Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Hanover Barbie
This Barbie comes with her own mountain bike. Available with SUV,
complete with Kayak on the roof and dog in the back. Optional Ken doll
also comes with his own mountain bike and dog.

Franklin Barbie
This Barbie is only 14 and comes with a stroller and infant doll.
Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79
Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the
addition of the infant.

Monika